Enquiry Personified....!

Ragging...Oxford dictionary defines it in this way..
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rag²

• noun Brit. 1 a programme of entertainments organized by students to raise money for charity. 2 informal, dated a prank.

• verb (ragged, ragging) 1 make fun of loudly and boisterously. 2 rebuke severely.

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wat... programme 4 raisin money..???I din no that till date .Anyways... As a coin has 2 sides it has both adv n disadv. Accordin to me raggin is an mandatory thingy in a college student life. It makes a guy face hostile situations,here I may sound like a 2nd year guy who is jus givin reason for this mischief but as a matter f fact When I was in my 1st year also i had the same perception-outcome->Got ragged many a tyms.Seniors made me do a Cabre in front f a place called hangar(in my college) at 12 o clock midnight, made me sing a mallu song, shoot at aeroplanes in sky n commuter in land(obviously..) when they took me to a bridge near airport , some f 'em gave a very nasty look.
And then comes 2nd year, when we become the so called seniors time 2 rag muhuhahah....
but its difficult 2 rag other when compared 2 bein ragged..As a mater f fact i neva thought f raggin but some f my freinds told "gethu kaga rag pannanum da...."(literal translation from tamil... just for showin that u are senior u should rag...).
Rules For Raggin...
1.Neva rag a guy in college premises...
2.Dont call wat u do raggin. call it an intrection r somethin...
3.Callling ur names when juniors r around s dangerous..as this names can reach the ears f authorities...
"This is Crime which is ought 2 b done without being caught...
or u can also put it this way its not a crime until u get caught....wateva"
But once u get caught finished punishment ranges from suspension to de-bar from college->career over->life bloody pissed off... u feel like shoutin the f word.....
I m not joking anyways... there are 2 -3 guys being penalised for this so called offence yearly in my college.

phew... all this b coz i was called by the dean for "Enquiry On Raggin..."
It was a nice experience though.. al2 gether 6 guys were called for this...

1 by 1 ,6 guys were called into deans room n were interrogated .
Inside Deans room 4 souls->Dean,2 assistant wardens n warden.
I was the last one to be called in..
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creeek(door opens.. I go in)

Assistant wrdn 1:wats ur name n no:????
easy question i answered them with ease...
Assistant wrdn 1:wat happened two weeks back...
very tough one 2 weeks back many things happened inflations hittin 12+%,NSG guys brekin their head to give INDIA waiver on 123 treaty, blast in afganistan( i think this is default when v consider a weeks span f news.. heheh..),oh 4gt this raggin ka enquiry so he ll b concerned with some thin of that genre...so I told nothin happened...
Assistant wrdn 1:wat...#$%&^&(he gave me a expression as if I told him F is not equal to mass into accelaration in inertial frame of reference*...)
U R telling that u did not rag...
i told yes sir i didnt rag....the most foolish answer i could have given
Assistant wrdn 1:that clearly means that others ragged..
not necessarily i thought...n said the same..

(at this point of time all the other 3 heads turned this side....)

Warden(jumpin off from his seat): U have ragged n i have the evidence...
Dean(as if he s begging..):Tommorow there is a high level meetin in the university's senate
regardin abolishon of ragging.If u accept ur mistake here ill give u some waiver on punishment.say, ull be only removed from the hostels if the enquiry goes 2 univ senate they ll defenitely debar u..(it was as though he was strikin a deal with me...)
wtf.... kuch be kiye bina zayya mil rahi hey, bahut nainsafy hey..kaliya style**..(with out doin crime being punished)

either these guys dont no to enquire or else they are doin a bakra on me...
wateva i told this n i quote
"Sir, I have not ragged n I no that I cannot comment on other fellow students. If u have the evidence then use that find the culprit.Right now u are wasting ur time n my time by conducting this enquiry which is gonna lead us no where..."
In the mean time assitant warden 2 started readin news headlines...."6 Anna university students imprisoned for raggin...".. I felt like laughin...seriously...
Warden(looks like a tamil comedian senthil):U r expelled from hostel get lost....
I started geetin bored of hearin all this heavy heavy dialogues delivered as though they r doin a comedy scene...
(all 4 heads together doin some kusur pusur***,heads blossomed)
the atmosphere was as though some1 was shoutin"natama therpa solu..."****
then dean told "u r warned as f now, n if anyother charges comes up on u ull be penalised severerly..."
again creek(door closes....)
dish dish dish(background score...)
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PS:
*-asstnt warden no:1 is a mechanics guy so mechanics n all.......
**-..bahut nainsafy hai...famous dialogue from a random hindi film sholay...meaning its very unfair..
***-kusur pusur means... pretendin to talk some secret stuff when another guy who is not supposed to hear it is standin the near proximity but eventually hears it... hehe
****-"natama therpa solu..." its also a famous dialogue but from random tamil movie called "NATAMA..."which means change the judgement.